Super Glue, or Where Are My Glasses?

Me: Where are my glasses?  Have you seen them?
Sister: Are those them on the bed?
Me: Crap!
Sister: What's wrong?
Me: I sat on them.

Having worn glasses for five years now, you would think I would be better at taking care of them.  However, in those five years I have broken my glasses at least six times.  I survived two years before I first broke them, but since then... they just keep breaking.

The first time was not my fault... I think.  They just, sort of, broke. 

The second time I forgot to take them off as I changed my shirt, they just snapped right in half.  I tried to tape them... It didn't work, they just drooped down my face.  I looked like a sad puppy dog.  I had to take them to get fixed.

The third time I broke them I was playing soccer and I decided to head the ball.  I was wearing my glasses and I'm not very good at heading the ball.  It wasn't my smartest moment.  Fortunately, I was able to fix them myself that time.  A little super glue solved everything.

The fourth time, I took a nap on the couch and they fell into the couch and I squished them.

After that, I was super careful with my glasses, until I dropped them on the ground and they broke.  They held together, but they were super crooked.  Really, really, really crooked.  When I glued them back together that was fixed.

Two weeks ago, I sat on my glasses. 

I can't find the super glue.
I know we have some, so I can't just go out and buy more.

My glasses are really, really, really crooked again.

Good thing I have contacts.